The psychopathic thinkers have officially arrived.
Musical satirist and social media phenom Kyle Gordon has just dropped a nu-metal parodying new tune called “Crawl to Me” that taps into the scene’s turn-of-the-century aggressiveness. And if you’ve got a problem with that, as he poses in the intro, you’d best “shut your fucking mouth.”
The vintage-grooved nu-metal pastiche is described in a press release as “a satirical homage to the genre’s signature angst [and] over-the-top intensity,” and is both rapped and sung by Gordon under his new guise of Stool Sample, a backwards-cap-and-hockey-jersey-wearing edgelord obsessed with a homophobic hatred of the Aughts’ bubblegum boy-band era.
If you’re looking for a Limp Bizkit and Papa Roach lampooning piece of music set on having *Nsync sucking the dick and drinking the piss, then this one’s for you.
The video for “Crawl to Me,” which caps with an era-appropriate clowning of the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky case, can be seen up above.
Gordon’s sophomore album, Kyle Gordon Is Wonderful — which also features parodies of UK garage and stomp/clap folk-pop — is out this Friday (April 4th)